Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Volcanic phrases

When I worked on phrasebooks I don't think we even included the word volcano in the dictionary section of our phrasebooks.

And whilst emergencies might have included the rather wordy and pretty useless:
'Please stop the bus my child is going to be sick'

They certainly didn't include:
'The volcanic ash has grounded my flight'.

Phrasebook publishers amongst you. It's time to think about a European VolcApp phrasebook for the next eruption.

Friday, 16 April 2010

The planet fights back


There was an interesting programme on BBC the other day about James Lovelock and the Gaia Theory. For those who can't access the BBC, you can see this snippet on YouTube.

Masses of people have campaigned to cut flying to reduce carbon emissions. It took one erupting volcano to effectively do that.

Our gadgets may be impressive but in the face of nature they are shown to be completely useless.

I am all in favour of believing that all living thing contain an intelligence. Even dead ones. I used to put my shoes together at night in case they got lonely!

When things aren't going as they should be, they tend to fight back. Take IBS. You might not think your intestines are intelligent but treat them badly by starving, stuffing and eating spasmodically and they will let you know that they are not happy.

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Falling off the blogosphere

My browsing world seems to be shrinking. There are a few blogs that I visit regularly and I always feel bereft when they go ablog and stop writing. One of these is another tiny publishing company that was based up near Ullapool, Two Ravens Press. They are heading to even more remote parts and have decided to stop blogging (at least on publishing). But if you want to read about the trials and tribulations of setting up a small publishing company, you should work backwards through their blog. It will show you how difficult it really is.

Saturday, 10 April 2010

Hits the nail on the head


I'm a great fan of Saturday's guardian. I usually begin with the magazine and every week I turn to Oliver Burkeman's (pictured above) column about changing your life (I am a sucker for self-help stuff). Anyway after months of skimming what he says, he wrote a piece that hits the nail on the head. If you could apply what he says about self-discipline to all aspects of your life, then it's probably all the advice you'll ever need.

Friday, 9 April 2010

Not a good thing


According to my yogi friends, you get about 20 per cent of your engergy from food, 50 per cent from air and 30 per cent from nature.

I have always been slightly hostile to wind turbines. I couldn't put my finger on why. I think it is because they are an eyesore. They interfere with the beauty of nature.

My best friend died of cancer a few years ago. During her final months she told me that she got the most pleasure from going on walks around her home. I realise now that she must have derived some source of energy from the beauty around her.

Rather than build massive wind farms, shouldn't we focus on using less energy and leave nature alone. She is, after all, one of our major sources of energy.

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

apologies for going blogawol

As there is nothing more frustrating than blog silence. Mine is a result of suddenly becoming very busy (but outside the Cupboard). Add to that an Easter visit to my Italian mamma (who lives near Lancaster). My father was all soft edges. My mother is all hard corners. They evened each other out. The only mistake my father made was dying too young. My mother's edges have become distinctively sharp as she totters into her late 80s. The frustrating thing is that she is often right in her acerbic comments.

Comments like 'I haven't seen your daughters with a book in their hands' as Luisa sat glued to Hanna Montana from dawn to dusk. I always mumble something ineffectual about how they read in Glasgow.

Now, I know she is right and I should be a bit more assertive on the book front but her talking about how she read anything she could lay her hands on shouldn't really be used as an argument. In her day the only other activity was embroidering white linen so I reckon reading was the equivalent of her watching TV. No doubt her old grandmother Carolina (whom I was named after) was probably making the same acerbic comments to my mother's mother.

Anyway, I am back in the blogworld so look out for some distinctly flaky future blogs.

Hope you all had a happy Easter!